jeanmarcoing:

nsfw = NEVER SAFE FROM WALUIGI

waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress: sir please stop cyring

cockringtoss:

why isn’t a group of kangaroos called a kangacrew

chickiefingie:

hey mom can you help me roll this blunt

tagged: #aud/vid 
phillestter:

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phillestter:

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theyoutubeworld:

[x]

omgswagyolo:

when you’re ready to go out and your plans get cancelled 

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tagged: #faves 

precumming:

that girl you pretend to like

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nextdoorclifford:

to sum up 2014 phan:

they’re screaming we are together

but they’re still saying we’re just friends