danisnotonfire:

this is cyberbullying

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

awesomehighfivetoyourface:

this face killed me

awesomehighfivetoyourface:

this face killed me

catandbear-savetheworld:

jananayluvsya:

catandbear-savetheworld:

Younow: “Where’s Phil?”

Dan:

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So he ate phil?

Oh hun, bless your heart

deodrant:

you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked

urlannoying:

when you still need to fill another half a pageimage

"OMG! Sing sexy and i know it in a posh accent! It is THE funniest thing! xD"

tagged: #aud/vid  #lmao 

petewanks:

if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head 

iwillmindfuckyou:

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the internet is getting too smart

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IT CAN TRANSLATE ILLITERATE COMMENTS TO READ AS PROPER ENGLISH

dansbody:

Dan and Phil reacting to their old photos

dansbody:

Dan and Phil reacting to their old photos